Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.

i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

Cigarrettes make you look cool

One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.