The problem is, I cannot meditate. That's the one thing I can't do. That's the thing that's driving me nuts. I have a house by the sea, and I can sit and listen to the sound of the sea and eventually... but I can't really do it.

15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.

When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.

Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!