If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.

It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.

I became a vegan because I'm better than you

My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

I'm the Legendary Radio Head

Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours