you have not been / paying attention

I'm not taking things quite so seriously as before. Especially myself.

I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*