you have not been / paying attention

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.

You are my centre when I spin away.

Sometimes when you get an opportunity to appropriate your work, or use whatever collateral you have, for something good, you think, "Well, yeah, you should do this." You're not in any way qualified to do it, but I was so sick of hearing so many unqualified people say that global warming doesn't exist, I thought, "Well, I'm no less qualified than they are, so I can deal with doing it."

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er