The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

What the hell am I doing here?

I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.

Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.

The problem is, I cannot meditate. That's the one thing I can't do. That's the thing that's driving me nuts. I have a house by the sea, and I can sit and listen to the sound of the sea and eventually... but I can't really do it.

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.