At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.

Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.

Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.

My argument would be that I don't think there is much that's genuinely political art that is good art.

If we got into a situation where people start burning our records, then bring it on. That's the whole point. The gloaming has begun. We're in the darkness. This has happened before. Go read some history.

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing