My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.

Generally speaking, if people are prepared to stick their heads above the power pit, like Zinn says, and absorb what's going on around them, it makes them think.

Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain

If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels