My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her sketchbook: Remain orderly in your life so you can be free and chaotic in your work. I think basically you lose it when you destroy your brain or destroy yourself emotionally or burn yourself up.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.