It is not a lucky word, this name impossible; no good comes of those who have it so often in their mouths.

Also, what mountains of dead ashes, wreck and burnt bones, does assiduous pedantry dig up from the past time and name it History.

If I had my way, the world would hear a pretty stern command - Exit Christ.

A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly. If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space.

It is a mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the centre of gravity of the universe.

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

Clever men are good, but they are not the best.