Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
No brain is stronger than its weakest think.
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.