Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.