Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.
You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.
It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.
What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.
Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.