I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

Being a working person who works for the studios. It's a minefield and there's tons of stuff you need to know. And people mess it up all the time.

Waiting for opportunities in the entertainment industry is an impossibility; they are not coming. You have to make your own.

Being a movie star is stressful as hell. You've got to do crunches all day long. You've got to get up and learn lines.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

All studio movies are the middle of the Bell curve. The only way to do something is to do it yourself. And the only way to do that is to not take any money from anyone or take as little money as possible from anyone and that's it.