If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

People love that monkey torture.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

The level of acting that I bring to films in three dimensions. I hope they make people sign some kind of waiver because if their mind explodes from my acting in 3D, it's not my fault.

Nobody in Hollywood ever sets out to make a bad movie ever but about 99% of the time, that's what happens.

Being a working person who works for the studios. It's a minefield and there's tons of stuff you need to know. And people mess it up all the time.

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.