In movies, you just see somebody close their eyes, and you go on to the next scene.

I can't imagine just dusting my pants off and going about my life like, "Phew! I sure made it through a tough spot, now where am I headed?" I feel more of an obligation to be helpful.

When I got sick, it threw everything off course.

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

I didn't just want to be the one who was always looking around at the weird family members. I wanted to make my mistakes.

I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely option.

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.