I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.

I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely option.

I hold back parts of my life and experiences... I don't want to share anything just for the sake of sharing and exposing myself, but if something feels right and I feel inspired by the situations or moment I'll definitely share it. There are so many stories and experiences I have not shared, and I don't feel compelled to.

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.

In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.

As soon as I say I'm from Texas people say, "Oh, I'm sure the school was horrible" and they picture me wearing some barrel and suspenders and people are bucktoothed and ignoring me. But that's not the case. I just had zero interest. I wanted to finish my research in the woods or play guitar or go have a cigarette.

It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is.