I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.

At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.