It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time? Why do you watch what you watch on TV or at the movies or on the computer? Do you have God-glorifying reasons for all of it?