The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat around and watched television and enjoyed it.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.