I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.

Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Hall of Comedy as the First Lady. I will miss her.

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.