I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.