Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity with violence, each group with a head-and-shoulders edge in one category. The basic math of a tropical storm.

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.