I have scary eyes. I look like the guy in 'American History X,' yes. I remember coming home from school and asking my mum if I could get an eye transplant, and of course she declined.

Sports just happen to be excellent for avoiding foreign-language stage fright and developing lasting friendships while still sounding like Tarzan.

The best way to counter-attack a hater is to make it blatantly obvious that their attack has had no impact on you.

What's the worst that could happen?

Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up

The commonsense rules of the "real world" are a fragile collection of socially reinforced illusions.

With a decrease in the number of pirates, there has been an increase in global warming over the same period. Therefore, global warming is caused by a lack of pirates. Even more compelling: Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country. Coincidence?