With a decrease in the number of pirates, there has been an increase in global warming over the same period. Therefore, global warming is caused by a lack of pirates. Even more compelling: Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country. Coincidence?

I still feel there are much smarter self-promoters out there than me. I am very methodical about my messaging, and I know how to gain attention very quickly.

I'm prepared to do battle for a dream that is worth dreaming.

For all their bitching about what’s holding them back, most people have a lot of trouble coming up with the defined dreams they’re being held from.

I gauge success in years, not weeks. The weekend box-office approach to book launches is short sighted and encourages crappy books.

You can lose money and make it back, you can't do that with time.

To do the impossible, you need to ignore the popular.