I know I work quite hard at making people like me.

There's nothing like the knowledge of being hanged in the morning to concentrate the mind wonderfully.

Never fear being a petty fool it means you ain't dying

I was always insecure about the way I looked.

You can't live your life in a state of profundity, because you're never going to get anything done, and you're just profound.

I'm working class, and want people to know I'm not unintelligent and all the other cliches that come with it.

I know what I like when I see it, but no way have I ever become interested in learning about it.