Life is not all about profundity. Life is about little things that piss you off, little triumphs, little defeats. So, you can't spend all your time being profound.
Imagination is a beast that has to be put in a cage.
There's nothing like the knowledge of being hanged in the morning to concentrate the mind wonderfully.
I know I work quite hard at making people like me.
Never fear being a petty fool it means you ain't dying
I know what I like when I see it, but no way have I ever become interested in learning about it.