You can't live your life in a state of profundity, because you're never going to get anything done, and you're just profound.

You can make as many films as you like, but if nobody wants to put them on, whats the point?

There's nothing like a little bit of unemployment to kick the stuffing out of you when things are going well.

I know I work quite hard at making people like me.

Imagination is a beast that has to be put in a cage.

There's nothing like the knowledge of being hanged in the morning to concentrate the mind wonderfully.

I'm working class, and want people to know I'm not unintelligent and all the other cliches that come with it.