I know what I like when I see it, but no way have I ever become interested in learning about it.

There's nothing like a little bit of unemployment to kick the stuffing out of you when things are going well.

There's nothing like the knowledge of being hanged in the morning to concentrate the mind wonderfully.

Life is not all about profundity. Life is about little things that piss you off, little triumphs, little defeats. So, you can't spend all your time being profound.

Imagination is a beast that has to be put in a cage.

I know I work quite hard at making people like me.

You can't live your life in a state of profundity, because you're never going to get anything done, and you're just profound.