If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you can, people will be able to pay attention to what your actually saying.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say. My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.

Anne Hathaway you gave a stunning performance in "Les Miserables." I have not seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were onstage with James Franco at the Oscars.

I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing.