If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.

You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.

You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams.

I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue, so... I ignored it for a few hours.

...the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie

...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome.