My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

Most of my work is done before we start shooting, preparation work, so my normal day begins when I start writing, it might even be the night before.

This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the first amendment. The outcome could affect the entertainment at Trent Lott's Christmas party.

I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.