Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being chubby for a while (provided you don’t give yourself diabetes) is a natural phase of life and nothing to be ashamed of. Like puberty or slowly turning into a Republican.

I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue, so... I ignored it for a few hours.

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.

Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it?

You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.