In Afghanistan this week, outnumbered Northern Alliance rebels on horseback defeated Taliban forces armed with tanks. Experts say the victory is just like the story of David and Goliath and David's friend, the Stealth Bomber.
Tina FeyGeorge Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violation in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.
Tina FeyMany of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.
Tina FeyThomas Jeffersonโanother gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
Tina FeyYou all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.
Tina FeyMy parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. โYou donโt know their situation,โ my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didnโt even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonaldโs food turns into cold nonfood.
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