Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

...the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie

If you’re looking for a spiritual allegory in the style of C.S. Lewis, I guess you could piece something together with Lorne Michaels as a symbol for God and my struggles with hair removal as a metaphor for virtue