The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams.

It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you.

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.

It's easy to fall into the trap of just cranking out things that are good enough to sell.

...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.