It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically a person who comes and collects my stools, and then examines them to see if I'm eating right and if I should be drinking more water and what my moods should be.

My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don't take myself too seriously.

Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs at ten. But I think it's good to grow up that way. It builds character.

Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.

I think the philosophy will continue to be what it always was; which was, let's keep throwing a bunch of things at the wall, and see what sticks.