Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm cracking' and just acknowledge it.

There are so many quiet times you spend as a mother that aren't glorified but are a foundation for your kids. No matter what, there was always a thick safety net under this trapeze.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.