Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I went through a phase where I was sick of acting, I didn't want to do it anymore, I was bored with it and then I tried directing a movie and I was like: "Shoot, get back over there!" It made me appreciate acting more.

I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.

It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.