Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.
It's hard to get laughs when you're new.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
The eyes are the window to where the soul is supposed to be.
Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud to say we made