(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
Tina FeyI learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, "You just haven't met the right girl yet.
Tina FeyA new study suggests that middle-aged adults who go on periodic drinking binges may face a heightened risk of dementia later on in life. The study is entitled, 'National Strategy for Victory in Iraq.'
Tina FeyYou must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams.
Tina FeyI was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. โNo way!โ Was I sexually active? โNope!โ Had I ever been molested? โWell,โ I said, trying to make a joke, โOprah says the only answers to that question are โYesโ and โI donโt remember.โ โ I laughed. We were having fun. The nurse looked at me, concerned/annoyed.
Tina Fey