Gravityโ: โItโs the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
Tina FeyI would not trade any of these features for anybody elseโs. I wouldnโt trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew. I wouldnโt even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me in college than any boy ever did.
Tina FeyYou transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway."
Tina FeyPentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.
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