My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. โYou donโt know their situation,โ my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didnโt even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonaldโs food turns into cold nonfood.
Tina FeyFeminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They donโt change your size or your skin color. They leave in your disgusting knuckles, but they may take out some armpit stubble. Not because theyโre denying its existence, but because they understand that itโs okay to make a photo look as if you were caught on your best day in the best light.
Tina FeyA recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game.
Tina Fey