I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company.

An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.'

The more New Yorkers like something, the more disgusted they are. "The kitchen was all Sub-Zero: I want to kill myself. The building has a playroom that makes you want to break your own jaw with a golf club. I can't take it.

Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.

In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].

It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.