I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company.

If you are capable people are happy to play with you.

The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating.

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly. (Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)

And I can see Russia from my house.