Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.
I don't want to be somebody else.
When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: "Hey, this isn't the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don't know how much longer I'm going to have!"
I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.
Every kid has something they're good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company.