At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.

You can fix it as soon as you get up - you brush and use mouthwash - but there’s something about knowing you woke up with hot-mothball mouth that makes you feel old. I think God designed our mouths to die first to help us slowly transition to the grave.

That turned-up collar. The jacket that zipped all the way down the front into a nice fitted shape. The white denim that made my untanned skin look like a color.

One of the great things about doing animated movies is that you don't have to dress up or put on make-up.

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.