We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to get there) is a perfectly fine pastime. Everyone should try it once, like a super-short haircut or dating a white guy.
Tina FeyThere should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms.
Tina FeyPentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.
Tina FeyMy parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. โYou donโt know their situation,โ my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didnโt even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonaldโs food turns into cold nonfood.
Tina Fey