It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam — which, let me make it very clear, I have not done — than it is to speak honestly about [working moms].

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.

Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat."

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.