I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
Tina FeyYou transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway."
Tina FeyThis made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.
Tina Fey