I want to go to there.

And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women - except, of course - those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape 'kit 'n' stuff. But for everybody else, it's a win-win. Unless you're a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years - whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know - actually, I take it back. The whole thing's a disaster.

A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.

You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.

The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.

I really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it's terrifying and thrilling. A really cool thing to do. It's a dying art, in a way.