In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?

Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.

I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution