I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.

I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom.

Your initiations are worthwhile.

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being chubby for a while (provided you don’t give yourself diabetes) is a natural phase of life and nothing to be ashamed of. Like puberty or slowly turning into a Republican.

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way.