Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

If a bout of "creepy face" sets in, the trick is to look away from the camera between shots and turn back only when necessary. This also limits how much of your soul the camera can steal.

Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.

The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh.

A willingness to drop your ego and let yourself look foolish. You almost have to enjoy looking vulnerable. You'd be surprised how many people don't want to do that.

It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.