Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.

It's hard to get laughs when you're new.

I want to go to there.

Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless.

I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other.