The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.
Tina FeyNow let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a hard time about it. Teat Nazis are a solely western upper-middle-class phenomenon occurring when highly ambitious women experience deprivation from outside modes of achievement.
Tina FeyI have no affinity for animals. I donโt hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just donโt actively care about them. When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
Tina Fey