I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.

Most of my work is done before we start shooting, preparation work, so my normal day begins when I start writing, it might even be the night before.

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.

It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.

You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and can look in the mirror and be like, I'm beautiful! Funny is more of a journey. And a desperate attempt.

This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short hair that's permed on top? What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct.