I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.

If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you're asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.

I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.

Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!'

For most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us, unless you believe in evolution. Actually, I take it back. The whole thing is a disaster.

I am extremely square and obedient in nature!

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.