In response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add reinforcements to the south. Then in a symbolic gesture he pulled down the mission accomplished banner, put on a flight suit, walked backwards to a jet fighter and flew it in reverse off an aircraft carrier.
Tina FeyMy parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. โYou donโt know their situation,โ my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didnโt even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonaldโs food turns into cold nonfood.
Tina FeyYou can fix it as soon as you get up - you brush and use mouthwash - but thereโs something about knowing you woke up with hot-mothball mouth that makes you feel old. I think God designed our mouths to die first to help us slowly transition to the grave.
Tina Fey