I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.

The barrier between TV and movies has come down and film actors are willing to do TV and vice versa, because they just want to follow what's interesting.

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.