I went through a phase where I was sick of acting, I didn't want to do it anymore, I was bored with it and then I tried directing a movie and I was like: "Shoot, get back over there!" It made me appreciate acting more.

I think the philosophy will continue to be what it always was; which was, let's keep throwing a bunch of things at the wall, and see what sticks.

It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, 'if this is what it takes to win, it's not worth it.'

You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.